Throneboogie

PALLAV, 37, MIDTOWN EAST, MANHATTAN

Hi! Can I talk to you about the upcoming trial for five men allegedly in charge of the 9/11 attacks?

Hi.

Some say if New York City hosts the trial a mere couple blocks from the WTC site, Al-Qaeda will surely attack us again. What do you think?

I don’t want to say. My English is not very good.

See right there? You sound great. As a New Yorker—

—Why do you ask me these questions? I am a vender of hotdogs and pretzels.

Do you think any confessions extracted by water-boarding and other torturous means should be legally binding?